Horsey girls, they’re the ones that are trying to help you saddle up, they want the cheeky horse and there just isn’t enough time to talk about horses.
On the same day as this ride a friend shared the post below on my facebook timeline, it was originally on the Provo Ponies facebook page.
THIS IS A WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called “amo-bacter equuii” has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement
… Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.